I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays
at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills
and balance the check book, He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to
the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home, Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to
do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while
he did the ironing.

At 4:30 p.m. he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he
managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back." The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I
feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.

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You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."