Those wacky crackheads
News of the fucking stupid Cops: Man Robs Granny's Car at Prison Pickup
T O L E D O, Ohio - David Dearing might be the running for Worst
Grandson of the Year.
Police say that two hours after his grandmother picked him up from
prison, he stole her car and sold the new clothes she'd given him
in order to buy crack.
"It's a pretty nasty thing to do to a 77-year-old grandmother,"
said Det. Bob Schroeder. The grandmother had been sending Dearing
money in prison, and drove her new 2001 Buick Century to get him
from prison a week and a half ago, where he had completed his three-year
sentence for armed robbery. She woke up at 4:30 a.m. to get her
wayward grandson, and had to wait 90 minutes at the Lima Correctional
Institution for him to be processed.
"She was the only family member who had anything to do with
him," Schroeder remarked.
On the way home, she took him to McDonald's and gave him a set
of new clothes, including a new leather jacket, Schroeder said.
Then Dearing told her he wanted to go to the car to try on his clothing
Instead, he drove off in her car, sold the jacket and other clothing
and bought crack cocaine, Schroeder said.
The next day, he allegedly robbed a Toledo bank by handing a teller
a note threatening to shoot her if she didn't give him money. Later
the same morning, police say Dearing side-swiped another vehicle,
blew out a tire, and got his grandmother's car stuck in the mud.
When police approached the vehicle, they say the found him smoking
a crack pipe and refusing to open the door.
In total, Dearing was free just 29 hours before he was arrested
again. He was charged with aggravated robber, driving under suspension,
and stealing his grandmother's Buick.
"I've never seen somebody go back in so fast," Schroeder
said. "He didn't even go back home."
The grandmother got her car back, he noted, but it was a difficult
ordeal for the septuagenarian. "I sent him money for food and
toiletries [in prison] two times a month, and this is what I get?"
she told the Toledo Blade, asking that her name not be published.
"I'm devastated. I prayed and prayed: Should I let him come
back here? I guess this is God's answer."
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