"Are you as drunk as I am?" still keeping about 20 feet ahead and maintaining the distance.

" I doubt it" I sarcastically replied thinking no more of it than a bit of drunken banter.

She walked for about 10 more seconds before turning again.

"Are you horny?" She asked.

Now this was a question I didn’t expect. As it was I was but she wasn’t doing anything to stimulate me into a higher state of arousal. This time I didn’t answer still somewhat bemused by said question. We kept on walking still maintaining the same distance. After another 10 seconds passed she turned again to give me yet another shock.

"I am," she said.

‘Oh’ I thought, wondering where this was going. She did absolutely nothing for me sexually, infact physically she turned me off not on. I followed the lone large lady who must have been in her mid 30’s, her large white legs flashing me with each stride. They weren’t nice, but they were still bare legs and I was drunk. Where could this be going? I asked myself. I was a bit intimidated; my heart started to beat faster half out of fear, half out of morbid curiosity.

She turned into a small car park and sat down behind a car parked parallel to the road behind a small wall, I carried on walking and when I got level with the entrance I heard her ask the question that all men will drop anything to consider.

"Do you want a heady?"

I was yet again a bit stunned, I’d wondered if something like this might have come of the situation. Well it was more like one of those fantasies that all men have where women freely offer them sexual favours, mine usually involve better looking women but it was late and my options were limited. What the hell I’ll go in for a closer look. I turned into the car park and popped behind a small wall across from her to take a piss and suss out the situation a bit more. She turned to face me, lifted her skirt up and with her stocky legs akimbo started to rub her clit and moan in what seemed to be genuine ecstasy. She was also panty-less which led me to believe she was a gagging for it cock hungry slut.

"My husbands away" she said now franticly fingering her self.

I almost felt sorry for her the way she said it, her voice was almost crying out for sex. I carried on pissing and contemplated my options, I could just turn and walk the short distance home, or I could take up the almost irresistible offer of a free blowjob.

"Have you got a big cock?" Came the next enquiry.

Her voice now begging me and her hand moving faster in frenzied masturbation, thank fuck it was dark so I couldn’t get a good look at her fat gash, a sight I’m sure would have made me run home in mortal fear.

"I’m not John Holmes if that’s what you mean" I lazily answered with what could only be described as contrived nonchalance.

Time was of the essence, the piss was almost over and I had to make a decision, should I or should I not let this woman put my prized possession in her mouth, I had to keep cool in this moment of madness.

Fuck it. Why not? I shook the last dribbles of piss off and walked over to the car. It didn’t do much to hide me, anyone walking passed would have seen me and probably just wondered what I was doing stood behind a car with a daft expression on my face.

She let go of her fanny and jumped to her knees to stuff my limp dick in her mouth. I wasn’t all that aroused but once she put her fat mouth around my cock and turned on the suction it was soon harder than granite. Boy could this girl suck cock. She was an expert. I thought she was going to suck my balls out. She was holding onto my arse with both hands and stuffing my rock hard cock as far into her well-lubricated gob as she could. In and out it went, fast at times and then slow, she was moaning in shear pleasure, this slut was gagging for it. I looked into the street to see if anyone was passing, there wasn’t so I looked back down at this thing giving intense oral stimulation to my penis. I contemplated holding her tight curly locks but decided against it. She was cramming my dick as far down her throat as she could, pulling on my arse to try and get it all in. I could feel my bell end jammed hard against the back of her throat but she just couldn’t get that last inch in there.

She undid the button on my jeans and pulled them down a bit. With one hand she caressed my balls and the other she ran over my chest and stomach still moaning in sexual bliss. I swore she was enjoying this more than I was. My next thought disturbed me. I wondered weather or not to fuck her. It’d be another notch on the bed post but I decided I didn’t really want to get that close to her face, and anyway she was doing a better than average job at sucking my cock.

She wasn’t the best-looking girl in the word and had a far from nice body but she really knew how to suck cock. I just closed my eyes and thought of good-looking girls Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez. Fuck it as far as I was concerned all the spice girls were down there sucking me off and doing a fucking good job at it too.

My knees were trembling, my cock was rock solid, she was caressing my balls and chest and I was about to my load. Would she swallow? Should I tell her I was about to cum? It was going to happen soon. Her big fat juicy mouth sucking and slurping up and down bringing me closer and closer to climax.

"Do you want me to shoot my hot jizz down your throat?’ I asked in my dirtiest voice.

"Umm" she moaned trying to nod.

"Do you want to swallow the lot?"

"Uuummmmm" she moaned again begging me to shoot my baby gravy deep inside her mouth.

This was it the vinegar strokes were kicking in, my legs were twitching, and I could feel myself about to explode. I looked up in the air, closed my eyes and pumped my full load down her throat conjuring up a myriad of beautiful women in my mind, each one an active participant in the cum swallowing ritual. She sucked harder as she swallowed the lot. Her, Kylie, Natalie umbrulia, the girl from the gym, the good-looking bird I walked past in the street today. All of them swallowing the lot, and they kept sucking for more. When it was all down her she licked my dick clean and sat back against the car. I put my floppy reddened cock back in my jeans, zipped up and made a sharp exit.

"Thanks honey" she moaned as I walked off still doing my self up.

"Your welcome" I replied walking out onto the footpath and continuing on my way home. I looked back to see if she was following me but she wasn’t. I walked on and started to reflect over what had just happened, wondering if it really had and getting more aroused the more I thought about it. My dick even began to swell again as I played over the experience in my mind.

I’ve had some strange sexual experiences in my life but this was one of the bizarrest. The whole thing took less than 5 minutes; I literally walked in the car park, had my cock sucked well, and the left back on my way home.

When I got in there was no one up so I just went straight to bed and again reflected over the nights event. Needless to say a wank followed.