JOKES 2

Q. What is the difference between a circus and a brothel?
A. A circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Q. What do a clitoris and a mobile phone have in common?
A. Every cunt has one!

Q. How do you know if a blonde has been using the computer?
A. The joystick is sticky!

Q. What's big and hairy and sticks out of your PJ's at night?
A. Your Head.

Q. Why do women wipe sleep out of their eyes in the morning?
A. 'Cause they have no balls to scratch!

Q. What do procrastination and masturbation have in common?
A. They are both fun until you realize you just fucked yourself.

Q. Why did the chinese lady throw pots and pans down the stairs?
A. To name her children ping pang pong!

Q. How do you make a blondes eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in her eyes.

Q. What do you call ten blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted flakes.

Q. What do you call ten blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q. What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q. What does a blonde do when its cold and there is no elcetricity?
A. Sits around a candle.

Q. What does a blonde do when its really really cold and there
is no electricity?
A. Actually lights the candle.