Anus - Dirty Penny (tastes just like one), Balloon Knot (look into the know made when you tie a balloon), Leather Cheerio - Mark Campo
2) Asshole, Bunghole, Chocolate Starfish

Vagina - Pussy, Box, Cunt, Snatch, Beef Curtains, Rolled Bologna, Vertical Taco

DICTIONARY -

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Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug. - Wadtron

Afterburner - Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch Š or two. - JV, Cleveland

Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Airtight - A woman is said to be airtight when her anus, vagina, and mouth are all full of penis. - Wadtron

The Alien (aka The Shocker) - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink. - Tommy, Cincy

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan fire dragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose. - Wadtron

Ambush - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink, and try to bust trough the skin inside. - Smalls, Pennsylvania

Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

Angry Dragon - While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expell the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".

Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate". - JD, North Carolina

Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Arabian Goggles (see also Ray Bans) - The bizarre act of stretching your scrotum across your lover's face and placing one testicle upon each eye. Voila! Arabian Goggles! - Christopher Mathews, Florida

Aussie Kiss - Same as a French Kiss, only you do it "Down Under"

Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. - Wadtron

The Avalanche - After a girl gives a really fat guy a Blow Job, he drops his stomach on her head like an avalanche. Smaller guys can give a snowstorm or a flurry. - Lams

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Baby Rodeo (see also Butt Rodeo and Rodeo Sex) - (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider. - Cheshire Kat, California

The Barbara Bush - Fucking a 93 year old grandmother. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Basted Wick - When a woman forgets she has a tampon in and you pack it deep with a thrust and then cum all over it. - Terri, Eagle River

Bearded Lady - This is kinda like the dirty sanchez, except you do it doggy style then get shit all over your unit, and then wipe it across her face to make it look like a beard. - krandkon

Beef Curtains - A pair of oversized pussy lips. - Beaner, Pennsylvania

Beverly Hills Whiffer - This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"

Bill Buckner - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Bizmark (aka Clownface, Jelly Donut, Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Milkshake) - When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load, you pull it out of her mouth and blow it on her face. After you blow your load on her face you punch her in the nose with your free hand. Then you take your hand and smear the blood and seamen together to make the BizMark. - Pete Jackson, Indiana

Blast Zone - While fucking a girl from behind, replace you dick with a stick of dynamite and then procede to light. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Bloody Mary - When a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody.

Blue Crush - Use this only on a girl you have a crush on, but keeps turning you down. Have a party at ur place, and toward the end of the night, take her to a secluded area of your apartment. Have a cement brick in hand. If performed correctly, she will wake up with a sore ass and a blue contusion on her head, hence your crush is now Blue. - Powerz

Blumpkin - Receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet

Bone of Contention - A Hard-On that starts an argument, ie. your girlfriend catches you with a stiffy while watching Olympic Figure Skating.

Boofter (see also Rusty Trombone) - The anal to the oral. The guy does the girl in her ass then she gives him head. - Northside Drunkrockers

Boston Red Sock - A condom used during that time of the month. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming". - Lams

Breakfast at Tiffany's - the act of eating a soft-boiled egg from your girl's pussy.

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat. - Shawn Brady

Bridle - Whil banging a whore doggy style, hook your pinky fingers on either side of her mouth and pull back. - Wadtron

British Pound - When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions. - Lams

Brown Bag Special - The act of wrapping a girl up or placing her in a burlap sack up to her neck so that she is immobile and her head is sticking out. Straddle her and repeatedly smack her about the face with your limp hog. - Tucky

Buckeye (aka Bullseye) - Whenever a chick is bent over you yell "buckeye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Budgie's Tongue (see also The Little man in the Canoe) - Euphamism for the clitoris.

Bullseye (aka Buckeye) - Whenever a chick is bent over you yell "bullseye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

The Bunny (aka The Elephant) - A guy takes everything out of his pockets pulls his pockets out so it looks like a pair of ears then un-zips pulls out his snout and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Bunny Boiler - An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction"

The Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggie style position, just before you cum you shove her face in to the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the burrowing skunk.. - Bruce Bell

Butt Rodeo (see also Rodeo Sex and Baby Rodeo) - This is stupid, but it still made us laugh...When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!

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California Potato Chip - Fuck the hell out of yo bitch, then bust a nut all over her back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, Peel the hardened Jizz of her back and serve it to her for breakfast. - Jay Reid, Georgia

Camel Toe (see also Moose Knuckle, The Mumbler, Ninja Foot) - When a girl's pants are so tight you can make out the outline of her lips.

Card Table - You bang the girl girl doggie style while play solitare on her back. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Cell Block - When your in the shower and you take the removable shower head and stick by your ass and balls and beat off with your other hand. - Mud, Long Island NY

Charlotte's Web - Find a girl (it will help if her name is Charlotte), get her naked and have her get on her knees. Then place 8 guys evenly around her in a cirlce and have them all pleasure themselves to the point that they all cum at once. When they all simultaniously shoot their loads it looks like "Charlottes Web!" - Seven

Chief Wahoo - Going down on a girl while she is on the rag. Bite the string and pull it out. Shake your head side to side creating red stripes below your eyes. Now you are a Navajo! - White Lightning, Ohio

Chili Dog - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearence of a "Chili Dog". - Twisted Pete, Ohio

Chilly Willy (aka Polar Bear, Snowjob) - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Chocolate Starfish - (see also Pink Starfish) Another name for the asshole.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taint - Pretending to be a Mormon just so you can impregnate virgins and breed them all out. - Club 1209

Cinderella - A girl who chokes at the Ball(s) - Bruce Leeroy, Pennsylvania

Circumcission - Kick your girlfriend in the chin when you find her blowing another man. - KEEB07

The Clapper - You're doin her doggystyle ,you rabbit punch her & knock her out & then start smacking her ass, this results in hours of "enlightening" fun if you have the clapper installed on the lights in the room. - Lee Wilson, Arizona

Cleveland Steamer - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest. (sometimes used as a revenge act).

Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

Clownface (aka Clownface, Jelly Donut, Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Milkshake) - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the clownface. - Kramer

Cockroft - When a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick. - Tim Meddlton, Ohio

Coin Purse - A pair of balls. - Uncle Patty , Brooklyn NY

Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift. - Wadtron

Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.) - JV, Cleveland

The Concrete Mixer - This is one is where you're tappin dat ass doggystyle, ramming her head fiercly into the drywall ahead. When you spew, shoot it into her drywall ridden locks. Presto, Concrete. - Christian Thomas, Georgia

Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.

Corn Hole Rows - Getting your butt hair braided. - Byg Mayne101

Country Blumpkin - A Modified Blumpkin taking place in an outhouse

Coyote Ugly - Waking up with a nasty one night stand, you realize you have to give her/him the slip. You realize your arm is wrapped around them. You would rather gnaw off your own arm than risk waking them.

Crackmaster - Hold down someone you despise until helpless. Find a big fat bastard. Feed him lot's of beans. Then get him to spread his huge disgusting cheeks over the person's face. Placing the cornhole directly on the tip of the nose. Cut wind like never before. Laugh your ass off. - keenjc

Crossed Swords - A blowjob involving two penises at one time. Three becomes a Jawbreaker. - Wadtron

Cuban Defector - This is a trick for guys who have girls that dont like to raw dog it. While doing her doggy style, slowly pull out and pop it in the starfish for a second. Pull your johnson out of her ass, leaving the condom in her cornhole. Then slide it back into the right hole and proceed with the doggystyle, rubber free. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Cunt Trumpet - While down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with a firm hand push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the beautiful sound of a trumpet. WARNING! - We were recently informed that if performed improperly, the Cunt Trunpet could result in death!

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Deranged rabbit - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside and pull your front pockets out to look like ears. Hopping around helps the effect. - Mud, Long Island NY

Detachable Penis - In the dark while you are fucking your woman, instead of your penis to penetrate her cunt, use a banana or cucumber, or something that resembles a penis. Make unusual sexual "grunts" Proceed to fall out of the bed, leaving the penis-like object inside of her. If done right, she will go in a panic thinking your penis fell off. - Kirk Barrios, Indiana

Dicksicle - Put a condom in the freezer filled with water all day until it is good and frozen. Then, when banging a girl later that night, right when she is about to climax, jam it into her and watch her eyes pop out of her head. - Jason Lemonjello

Dingle Berry Crunch - Have a hearty bean burrito for lunch. Relieve yourself and wipe minimally. When it's time to bone ask to have your salad tossed while she pulls your chain from behind. Scream out: "They're Grrrrrrrrreat!" before she gets a face full of babies. - JDAVO, Staten Island

Dirty Bomb - A sexual act during which the male lays pipe to the female or other male doggystyle and flings a paper plate full of feces (turds), which have been warmed in the microwave for 90 seconds, and smacks the recipient in the back of the head at the point of climax! - Mike Clark, Indiana

Dirty Gomez (see also Dirty Sanchez) - Placing your index finger into you anus and painting a mustache on yourself, like the frito bandito- similar to the Dirty Sanchez but fun when your lonely. - Bruce Leeroy

Dirty Jose - The homosexual act of making your partner clean your pooh covered member after a hearty bout of anal play.

Dirty Sanchez - During Doggystyle sex, the male inserts his finger into his partner's anus. He then proceeds to smear the fecal matter onto his partner's upper lip to create a mustache made of poo.

Dirty Walrus - When you hold your partner by the ears and force their mouth around your cornhole and shit until it come out of the nose. - Rod, Anchorage

DiscoBeat - Having sex at a party in a room that shares a wall with the main room. Proceed to screw in such a way that produces the Thump Thump Thump of the bass at a club. (noise from headboard banging the wall or "The Ram"). - Easyboy, Minnesota

Donkey Punch - (don't recommend trying this one in any circumstance) During Doggystyle sex, the male punches his partner in the back of her head right before he climaxes. The female then tenses up from the blow giving the male a better orgasm.

Double Bass - A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

Double Dragon (see also Split Pissonality, PEUM) - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

Dutch Oven - While a girl is going down on you, you blow ass and pull the covers over her head - Zerb

Drilling for Oil - Pushin a girls knees behind her ears, and pounding her baloon knot in a downward motion. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Dry Fucking (see also Dry Humping) - The act of having sex with your clothes on. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Dry Humping (see also Dry Fucking) - The act of having sex with your clothes on. - FSA-MARC-V-33

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The Eiffel Tower - When two guys are enjoying a girl from both ends, then they reach up and high five over her, creating a mock Eiffel Tower. - Neil G, New York

The Elephant (aka The Bunny) - A guy takes everything out of his pockets pulls his pockets out so it looks like a pair of ears then un-zips pulls out his trunk and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Eskimo Frenchbread Surprise - While nailing her doggystyle, you shove a frozen breadstick in her butt. - Zerb

Esplanade - To attempt to explain your whiskey dick to a girl. You are obviously drunk.

Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a women's face by turning her knobs (nipples)

The Exploding Thorns - A variation on the Shocker. Penetrate the chick with your fingers crossed (middle over index and ring over pinky) and then immediately uncross them while yelling out "BOOM!" Always remember the thumb for the clitoral stimulation. - Woogie310, Georgia

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Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.

Fat Guy In a Little Coat - When your dick is too big for the girl's box. - Milton Waddums, Georgia

Felching - The act of sucking semen from your partner's butt.

Fidel Castro - Take a shit on the chick's face, rip out some pubes and toss em on her grillpiece, and then top it off by having her "smoke your cigar." - Woogie310, Georgia

Fire in the Hole - A revenge technique of pre-sex greasing up of your schlong with a mixture of Bengay and Tobasco Sauce. - Nook

The Fire Fighter - Fuck a hairy chick and before you blow your load light her pueb's on fire and put it out with your cum. - krandkon

The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

Flaming Amazon- Whilst having missionary style sex, just before you jizz, pull out and set her pubes on fire, then proceed to douse the flames with your hose. - Wadtron

Flaming Pele - While having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and then rare back and kick her in the cunt to put the flames out. hence the "Flaming Pele" after the great brazilian soccer player. - Leighton

Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. - Wadtron

Fly's Eyes - Like the "Deranged Rabbit", but without the pockets being pulled out, looks like a fly's head. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Fortune Cookie - After nailing a chick on a one-night job, lodge the condom in her pussy for the next guy to find. - Brett Mauser, Massachusetts

Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

Frothy Walrus - As a man climaxes during a blowjob, he makes a joke, causing the blower to laugh, thus expelling the semen out his or her nose. - Wadtron

Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles

The Fudgecicle (aka Hot Carl) - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. (used mostly in gay sex, so we hear)

Full Curl - The act of giving a "Dirty Walrus" while holding your partners nose closed until it comes out of the ears. - Mike, Eagle River

Fumilingus - When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

Fupa - Acronym for "Front Upper Pussy Area". Defined as the big sack of fat that women have below the stomach and above the pussy. ie, "She has way too much fupage for me." - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Fur Ball - Recieving a lodged pubic hair while performing oral sex.

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The Gardener - when you are doing a girl from behind, you pause and yank the hairs(weeds) from her asshole, then you proceed to "sow your seed" by cumming on her anus.

Gas Mask - While doing the San Fran Tickler, fart in her mouth. - KEEB07

Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

Giving the Cat a Bath - the act of trying to insert your testicles into a girls asshole, this is very hard to do, hence "giving the cat a bath"

Glass Boat (see also Pittsburgh Platter) - Cover her face with plastic wrap and take a dump. - Wadtron

The Gobstopper - When a girl is givin u head and when yer a bout to bust a nut she covers the hole of yer penis thus bockin the cum from commin out. - xzibit22687

The Golden Gate Bridge - This involves a woman lying down (probably a hooker). A guy stands either end of her, pull out their cocks and proceed to both urinate arcs of piss into the womans naval area - hence creating a mock "Golden Gate Brige" - Neil G, New York

Golden Shower (see also Water Sports) - Any involvement of Urine in sex

Gorilla Mask - Shave off you pubes prior to sex, when you ready blow a load all over her face, then throw your pubes all over her face. voila....the pubes stuck to her face will cause her to resemble a gorillla. - xdan666x Ohio

Goo Geyser - (aka Old Faithful) Shoot your load in a girls belly button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old faithful. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The Graffiti - Have sex with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like "This bitch belongs to John" ) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the "where the fuck were you" fight. later that day, when she showers the boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again. For that matter the fights will continue for the newt two weeks. This works even better when a girl does it to a guy.

Grilled Cheese - When a girl lets cum dry in her overnight, the next morning she has to peel her pussy apart to piss, it looks like she is peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich. - Beaner, Pennsylvania

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The Halmstad Hook - This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.

Hannibal - Drinking 151 all night and waking up to you riding an elephant that you took home the night before. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Harlem Globetrotter - Spinning as many basketballs on her body as you can while u are giving it to her doggystyle. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The Helen Keller - The man is fucking the woman, before he finishes he punches her in the ears so she goes deaf and get knocked out, then he pulls out and cums into her eyes so she blind. - M. Chaffner, Michigan

High-Fiving - When two men are enjoying the same partner from opposite ends. - Wadtron

Hoagie Slap - The act of slapping your semi-hard rod against a girls face multiple times. - Ryan Knecht, Pennsylvania

The Homolick Manuever - Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.

Hot Carl - 1) (aka The Fudgecicle) - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. (used mostly in gay sex, so we hear)
2) - The act of taking a dump directly into the mouth of your partner. - Elie Balesh, Texas

Hot Plate - The act of placing plastic wrap over a girl's face and then shitting on it. - Jim B., Ohio

Hot Pocket - When you get a boner in public and cant control the urges anymore, thus making a hot pocket. - Drew Beckley & Anthony Monares, Texas

Houdini - When you¹re doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, ³Abracadabra bitch!² also known as the David Copperfield and the David Blaine. - Wadtron

Hummer Bird - When a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he's enjoying it, she bites on his bird.

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Ice Cream in the Grass - When after sex with a girl just before or after her period week. When her juices are thicker than usual, and you pull out and see the sticky creamy goo in your pubes. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Instagasm - Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an insta-gasm before I could get her clothes off!"

Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

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Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords. - Wadtron

Jelly Donut (aka Bizmark, Clownface, Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Milkshake) - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

The JFK (aka The Magic Bullet) - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Jim Henson - Sticking all 5 fingers in a girls' box and picking her up like a muppet...Hence the Jim Henson. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Journey into Darkness - This is the most disturbing (and difficult?) of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.

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Kamala - Banging a fat black woman while eating a rotissere chicken off the fat folds behind her neck. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Feels a lot like a multi-donkey punch.

Kenabunkport Chowder - Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Kenny Roger's Roasters - While doin the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect. Do untill a golden crispy brown. - Milton Waddums, Georgia

Kentucky Plow - You're doing a girl doggy style on a hard floor, then you sweep her arms our from under her so that she bangs her face on the floor, knocking out her teeth. - Jim B., Ohio

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Leonardo Dicaprio - You are getting head from a girl. She is sitting in a chair, you are standing. Just when you are about to cum, lean forward putting all your wait against her mouth. Stretch out your arms and yell "I'm the king of the world" - Big Daddy Markowitz

Let's Play Dracula - Trick a girl into halloween shananigans by making her, " Vant to suck your Cock" till it bleeds. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Little Man in the Canoe (see also Budgie's Tongue) - Euphamism for the clitoris. The Clitoris is the little man and the pussy is the canoe. aka "The Little Man in the Boat"

Lloyd Bridges - When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, twitch and yell "Who is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt. (For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).

Log Ride - (usually done with 2 males) Both partners spread their cheaks and press both stinkers together. Then one of the partners defficates while the other receives. If both partners defficate, its known as "log wars". - Daren Miller, Nevada

Long John Silver - Don't jerk off or fuck for a week Call your girl over and tell her you miss her and that she should get to "singin into the mic" right away. When your about to cum, yank your hose and put out the fire in either eye. This should help her to resemble the famed pirate. - JDAVO, Staten Island

Lost Goat (aka The Snake Skin) - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.

Lucky Pierre - The middle man in a three way butt fuck. - Wadtron

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Magic Bullet (aka The JFK) - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Magiver - When you are sleeping with a girl and then you wake up pop a rod and slap her in the throat then she spits up your cum. - Hockeefreek91

Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."

The McDonald's Quick Draw - Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you felatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then on "three", both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other. - Wadtron

The Mexican Avalanche - This is when you cum in their hair and throw them down a flight of stairs. - TWITCH

Milking the Cow - Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then after sex, while she is in a post orgasm eyes-shut bliss, while laying down hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretend your milking cow utters.

The Milky Weigh - Preceeding sexual or oral intercourse, both the male and female is weighed on a scale. Immediatly following the weighing session, intercouse is commensed. After ejaculation, each individual is then weighed once again to observe how much weight is lost in the male, and gained in the female due to the exchange of semen. - Orian, Wisconsin

The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a "virgin". - club 1209

Moose Knuckle (see also Ninja Foot, Camel Toe, The Mumbler) - A girl in pants so tight, you can make out the outline of her lips.

Mudslide - Titty fuckig a girl while sitting on top of her, then getting up to find skid marks on her stomach. - Marvelli

Muhamad Ali - (for a girl) While giving your soon to be ex-boyfriend a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punching bag.

The Mumbler (see also Moose Knuckle, Ninja Foot, Camel Toe) - A girl in pants that are too tight (you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying).

Munging - (way too sick for us, but we'll add it anyway...) Involves two people and one female corpse, one person gets down on her as though to perform oral sex, the other person jumps on the corpses stomach and the first person eats whatever comes out. - Brad Kesler, Maryland

The Mushroom Welt (aka Mushroom Tattoo) - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo. - Peanut Butter, Piqua

The Mushroom Tattoo (aka Mushroom Welt) - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo

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The Napoleon Bonar-part - Strap a bayonet on your cock while fucking a French midget. - Mike T, Brooklyn

New Jersey Meat Hook - 1) When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he then places a thumb in her anus to pull her up and down his penis. - Wadtron
2) Inserting 2 or more fingers into your lady's poontang and your thumb in her poop schute and leading her around the room like a little doggie... - Greg, Sacramento

New York Style Taco - Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out. - Wadtron

The 9:15 Wake Up Call - While a girl is sleeping, two guys stand above her on opposite sides, masturbating on her face. her face will look like a clock with one hand on the 9 the other on the three. Wake that filthy slob up with 2 steaming loads of goos across her grill, yelling " its 9:15 u dirty animal!!!" - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Ninja Foot (see also Camel Toe, Moose Knuckle, The Mumbler) - A girl in pants so tight, you can make out the outline of her lips.

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Oil Drill (for the ladies?) - you are jammin her in the ass, she happens to have diarrhea all over your Johnson - Zerb

Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.

Old Faithful - 1) (usually done with 2 males) when one partner blows air, in a CPR manner, into the other partners anus. Then, while in the baby wipe position, the blowing partner urinates on the others stinker while he farts all the air out. - Darren Miller, Nevada
2) (aka Goo Geyser) Shoot your load in a girls belly button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old faithful. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The One Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!". - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Ookie Kookie (see also The Wet Biscuit) - A method of circle jerk in which there is a cookie in the middle of the circle and the last person to shoot their load has too eat the cookie. - BadAndy

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Pajaowa! - The sound that is made when a guy cock-slaps his girl in the face. - Hbonyc

Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwich - You shit on a girls pussy when she is on her period and eat her out. Way sick! - Dan Reinecke, Michigan

Pearl Harbor (for the ladies) - Right after sucking a guy off stand up and spit his jizz right back in his face, then yell "Tora, Tora, Tora!"

Pearl Necklace - When she is giving oral sex, you pull back and shoot it on her neck-- thus a pearl necklace - name witheld, what if his mother found out?

Pegging - Having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet. - Wadtron

PEUM (see also Double Dragon, Split Pissonality) - An acronym that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.

Pink Glove - This oftem occurs when a girl isn't wet enough during sex. When you attempt to remove your member from her box, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog, hence the Pink Glove.

Pink Starfish - (see also Chocolate Starfish) Another name for the asshole. - Darren Miller, Nevada

Pirate Maker - When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.

Pittsburgh Platter (see also Glass Boat) - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table and a guy takes a shit on top of the table. - Dave

Plimleyed - The act of agreeing to marry your girlfriend when she proposes to you; while she fucks you in the ass with a strap on! - Dirty S.O.B.

Polar Bear (aka Snowjob, Chilly Willy) - Blowjob involving ice cubes.

The Police Chief's Daughter - Get an anal virgin and fuck her up the ass in a public place i.e. The Mall, or a Base Ball Stadium. She'll most likely scream really loud causing you to get caught and arrested... just like if you just fucked the police chief's daughter. - Rob, Rutgers

Poppin' the Ass Cherry - (we thought this was a little too literal but oh well...) Having anal sex for the first time. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Power Situp - When you talk your boy into helping with fuckin' with somebody you hate. Get said asshole to get in the situp position. Place a towel over his eyes and tell him there is no way he can do a "power sit up". Hold the towel down while he vainly struggles to do a sit-up. At the last instant whip the towel off so he mashes his grill square into your buddies cornhole .......who should be prepositioned in a crouch right over the stupid fucks face. Preferably right after he takes a horrendous grundy. - keenjc

Punk Fake (aka The Houdini) - During Doggy style sex, right before you come, pull out and spit on her back, she then "sighs: and turns around. Then you take the opportunity to blow your wad on her face! - TJ Campbell, Kansas

The Purdy Motto - If she willing & abel she ready for the stable - Lee Purdy, Oklahoma

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Quickie - The act of having sex in a hurry or on a time frame. ie. "I have to get back to work, this has got to be a quickie."

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The Rake - It is when a woman uses her teeth to "rake" or scrape the shaft of a man's penis while performing fellatio on him. - Elie Balesh, Texas

The R. Kelly - Getting a blowjob from a yet unborn fetus whilst having sex on a pregnant chick. - Marvelli

Ralph Malph - puke all up in her snatch while munching her box.

The Ram - Doing the deed close to a wall (Doggie style for best effect) you ram her head into the wall for deeper penetration. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Rat Belly - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside. Your balls look like the bottom of a rat's belly. Do it when no one is expecting it. Great at parties. - Mud, Long Island NY

Ray Bans (see also Arabian Goggles) - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

Rear Admiral - When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. - Sandman

Red Badge of Courage (see also Red Wings) - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "Red Badge of Courage". - Kevin, Eagle River

Red Wings (see also Red Badge of Courage) - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "red wings". - Scary Mike, Ohio

Remember 9/11 - When u strattle a girl stommach and titty fuck her but u r holding both her boobs up by her nipples and blow ur load all over her towers. - Colin, New Jersey

Resleaveing - A girl that has been used too many times is all loose with extra large beef curtains, you take a five pound ham, shove it up into the pussy and just pull out the bone. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Riding the Bull - A Texas favorite. Seduce the fattest girl at the party. Station 6-8 of your friends in the closet of an upstairs bedroom. When you get her up there and are going at it doggystyle you give the signal and everyone jumps out, turns on the lights and yells' "yee haaw ride the bull". - Wadtron

Ringing The Doorbell - Female Masturbation. - Tom Myers, Washington

Road Head - The act of getting head while driving, one of my personal favorites. - The Reverend Lovejoy, West Virginia

Rocky Balboa - Don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact. - The Rocky Balboa Title Punch - same as before mentioned, but in the 2 weeks of non showering, all you eat is corn.

Rodeo Sex (see also Baby Rodeo and Butt Rodeo) - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Roman Helmet (aka Roman Soldier) - Variation of Arabian Goggles, where a testicle is placed on each of the partners eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike

The Roman Soldier (aka Roman Helmet) - You stand behind your kneeling girl, place your balls over her eyes, and let your shaft hang down over her nose... gives the appearance of the helmets Roman Soldiers wore.

Rude Beneby - Get a girl/guy naked during foreplay, them make fun of them. It is rare that sex follows...

Rusty Nail - This is good if your with a girl that does not like to swallow....When receiving a blowjob from a chick... just when your about a to cum make her step on a rusty nail giving her lockjaw...Her mouth will be stuck open allowing you to shoot your jizz in her mouth. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Rusty Trombone (see also The Boofter) - 1) Demanding oral pleasure immediately following anal hijinks with a woman. - Kieth, Wall Street
2) the girl eats your asshole out and jacks you off at the same time.... similar to the slide action of a trombone... and the mouthpiece is all "rusty" - Zerb

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The San Fran Tickler - Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole with her tongue. - KEEB07

The Screaming Seagul (aka The Veal Cutlet) - When a man is having sex with a girl on the beach or a sandbox, then pulls out, using the juices on his schlong to roll it around in the sand to collect the breading and then continue having sex (hence the penis is the breaded veal cutlet) - Brian, Florida

The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. - Wadtron

Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope

Seeing Eye Dog - This one's tricky. When you get a blind girl to go down on you but instead she unknowingly sucks off her German Shepard. - Doug

Seventy One - Basically, 69 with two fingers up the ass. - FBB4U, Israel

Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.

Shanghai Stirfry - when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

ShitSpit - The residue left dripping after a vigorous, saliva-assisted ass fingering. - Chad Thompson, Kansas

The Shocker (aka The Alien) (see also The Spocker) - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink. Stimulate the clitoris with your thumb for extra voltage. - Brett, Piqua

Short in the Cord - A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."

Shrimping - Bang em down in the rear, then, after you bust, take a straw and suck out the jizz/poo mixture. what comes out resembles a shrimp and is performed in prisons mostly i hear. - Mike Causey, Florida

Singapore Subway - When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it. - patvoytko

Skipoling - A girl jerking off two guys at once, hence, looks like she has two ski poles.

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head. - Wadtron

Smoking Pole - Oral sex on a male... no flame required

The Snafu (aka Coach Dale)- When a guy gets into the three point stance and a girl cups her hand around his balls and starts vigorously moving her hand from left to right. Then, after a thorough shake of the dice, she starts jamming her thumb up his ass while still juggling the nut sack. - Vody, Wisconsin

Snake Skin (aka The Lost Goat) - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

Sneaky Pete - While going at it full-force, pullout just enough to sneak back into the poopshoot without skipping a beat. most easily accomplished while having sex doggystyle. "Use caution: Without good aim, you could injure 'Pete'." - B. Rich, Kentucky

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice

Snowjob (aka Polar Bear, Chilly Willy) - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Snowmobile - When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. - Wadtron

The Sparkler - Get a double amputee with both legs clipped at the hip joints. Start fucking her either on a table top or standing and get her good and lubed .Now change position so that your on your back with her on top and give her two lighted sparklers.Spin her like the girl in the Chinese basket trick and enjoy. You have to keep her upright or risk breaking your crank and or setting the rug on fire. Safety glasses recommended. - Eric DeVito, Arizona

Sperm Wail (see also Spewphemism) - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Spewphemism (see also Sperm Wail) - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Spicy Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone. - Wadtron

Split Pissonality (see also Double Dragon, PEUM) - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

The Spocker (see also The Shocker) - Two in the pink and two in the stink

Squeegee - when your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.

Stealin' me Lucky Charms - The act of swallowing cum. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Stinky Coyote - When your going down on a chick and find a "basted wick" from who knows when. - Kevin, Terri, Mike & Rod - Eagle River

Stove Piping - Taking it in the Tush.

Stranger - The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk off with it. - Wadtron

Strawberry Milkshake (aka Bizmark, Clownface, Jelly Donut, Strawberry Shortcake) - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry milkshake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Strawberry Shortcake (aka Bizmark, Clownface, Jelly Donut, Strawberry Milkshake) - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. - Wadtron

Suicide Bomber (see also Traveling Salesman) - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again. Soon, she will fall asleep again. When this happens take a shit in her bed and get up real quiet like so that she can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets up and notices that you are gone she will think, "where did he go?? oh well he was a good lay." She will return home after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes. - Wadtron

Sunny Side Up - While having sex doggystyle, preferably on an empty stomach, pull out and ejaculate in curve of her back. Then, induce vomiting over your semen. For "scrambled eggs" , stir with penis. - Daren Miller, Nevada

The Swamp Thing - After a three hour arobic workout, dip you balls in horse manure and dangle them above your wife's face while she is sleeping. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Swoosh - After you take a shit in the toilet and don't flush, you proceed to go at it doggystyle, then when you orgasm, put her head in the toilet and flush. - Kramer

Syracuse Orangeman - Before you go down on a girl, eat an entire bag of cheetoh's. After u chow down on that muff for a while it'll take on that orange color, and look like the furry mascot for the Syracuse Orangemen. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

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Talking into the Mic - While getting head from a girl, reach down and grab her hair and say, "Oh yeah baby, talk into that Mike". She resembles a person talking into a microphone. A strictly class move. She'll respect you for it afterwards. - Ryan Byrnes, Canada

Tangy Lemonade - Drinking the Yellow Enema. - Kevin, Eagle River

Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and/or mouth

Ted Williams (aka Walt Disney) - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Ted Williams. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Texas Tornado - When a guy crosses his first 2 fingers while banging a chick. - John Peil, Oregon

Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.

The Three Finger No Look - When three guys are in a hot tub with one girl and each one takes turns fingering her without ever looking at her, so she doesn't know where its coming from. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album

Time Travel - Fucking around the clock. - Tom Myers, Washington

Times Square Shuttle - fucking a girl with your friend and switching from mouth to vagina and vice versa. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn.

Titanic - 1) noun. A girl who is likely to "go down" the first time out.
2) verb. After hours of passionate lovemaking in the pool, DROWN the bitch! - Big Daddy Markowitz

Toilet Paper Roll - When two guys are fucking a woman on her hands and knees, one in the yapper and one in the snapper or crapper, and the two guys clasp hands and get the gal bouncing between them like how a toilet paper roll can flutter. - Kevin & Mike, Eagle River

Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till you cheeze then exclaim "tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With any luck she will proceed to expell "angry dragon" style as well because of the impact. Important note: make sure your dick is not in her mouth anymore when you tombstone her

Tony Danza - You are banging away doggy style and at the penultimate moment you pull out and yell "Whose the boss?" Shove it in her ass, donkey punch her, blow your load and say, "Tony Danza!!!!!". - Wadtron

Tossed Salad - A person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc, originally a Prison Term, but somehow has crossed over to mainstream as the act of licking ass.

Traveling Salesman (see also Suicide Bomber) - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again. Soon, she will get in the shower. When this happens take a shit in her bed and make the bed up so that you can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets out of the shower and notices that you are gone she will think, "where did he go?? oh well he made the bed, what a nice guy." She will return home after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes. - Wadtron

Trifecta (aka Triple Crown of Sex) - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session. - Smalls, Pennsylvania

Triple Crown of Sex (aka Trifecta) - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.

True Love (aka Yellow Enema) - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing in their butthole. - Kevin, Eagle River

Tuna Melt - One of the sickest things we have ever recieved... You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Turkey Neck - What occurs out of the stinker from too much anal. - Darren Miller, Nevada

Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

Twinkler - The act of 69-ing a girl next shoving your dick into her mouth hard, then you watch her asshole "twinkle" as she gags.

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Under Dog - After a hard session at the gym, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.

Up on Blocks - When a women is on her Period, The term comes from a car under service. It is undrivable because it is "up on blocks"

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The Vaccum - Get into "The Wheelbarrow" position and walk around the room, banging away, whilst commenting on the state of the floor, saying things such as "look at the bits you missed". - Brad Johnston, Australia

Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

Veal Cutlet (aka The Screaming Seagull) - When a man is having sex with a girl on the beach or a sandbox, then pulls out, using the juices on his schlong to roll it around in the sand to collect the breading and then continue having sex (hence the penis is the breaded veal cutlet) - Brian, Florida

Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.

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Waffles with Ice Cream - Hit a chick from the behind with her face pressed up against a chain link fence. Before you climax, turn her around and spill it all over her face, still with the marks from the fence- hence, waffles with ice cream. THis can also be done by pressing her back or rear against the fence. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

The Walrus (aka The White Dragon) - When you come in a girl's mouth, then cover it with your hand and punch her in the tummy. The jizz'll squirt out her nose and give her the appearence of having tusks. - N.B.

Walt Disney (aka Ted Williams) - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Walt Disney. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The Wet Biscuit (see also Ookie Kookie) - 4 or more guys in a circle jerk and a biscuit is in the middle. The last man to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it. - Marvelli

Wet Jessy - Sneak into a girls bedroom while she's sleeping and Jack Off on her.

Water Sports (see also Golden Shower) - Any involvement of Urine in sex

Werewolf - When 2 guys hold down a chic, and a third guy bends down in tea bag position spreading his cheeks across her face. He then rips ass. Her face will then resemble a werewolf. - Adam Suppe, Nevada

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you It is the same grip that rodeo folks use Hence, western. - Wadtron

The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away...

Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Wrecking Ball - While getting head in the shower, swing from the curtain rod, attemping to the knock womans head off with your hard cock and swingin sack. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

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Xena - An ambiguously gay female. Is she gay? is she straight? is she bi? Often arrises when she turns down a guy who does not accept rejection well.

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Yellow Enema (aka True Love) - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing in their butthole. - Kevin, Eagle River

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Zebra - When two black people enjoy one white person. - Wadtron