| These are taken from original
Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by accident.
Innuendo all the way...
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: One skin, two skin, three skin, four...
George: Zippy, where is Bungle?
Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: Geoffrey, I can't get it in
Geoffrey: You managed it last night
Bungle: I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've
got it in
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: Would you stick this on the shelf, George
George: I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle
Geoffrey: (to camera) Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing
Bungle: Playing with each other, Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like
to play with?
George: Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going
to play with our friend's balls Today?"
Bungle: Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well
Geoffrey: (to camera) Have you seen Bungle's twanger?
Zippy: Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.
Bungle: It's my plucking instrument.
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: I can, I'm the best plucker here
George: And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy: Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was
soft
Geoffrey: Let's get back to Bungle's twanger
Bungle: (excited) Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get
their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely maracas.
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter
Freddy: We could hear you all banging away
Rod: Banging can be fun
Jane: Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod
and Freddy
Freddy: (looking sad ) Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument
Rod: (to Jane ) Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?
Jane: Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would
you like
to play with my maracas?
Zippy: No, let's just pluck away with our twangers
George: Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is
Zippy: I've got a big red one.
George: I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like
to play with it.
Geoffrey: (to viewers) Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't
got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play
the plucking song
Everyone in studio: Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
all day
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