Funny Daze 2002 ©

 

 

These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by accident. Innuendo all the way...

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: One skin, two skin, three skin, four...

George: Zippy, where is Bungle?

Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: Geoffrey, I can't get it in

Geoffrey: You managed it last night

Bungle: I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: Would you stick this on the shelf, George

George: I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle

Geoffrey: (to camera) Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing

Bungle: Playing with each other, Geoffrey?

Geoffrey: Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?

George: Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls Today?"

Bungle: Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well

Geoffrey: (to camera) Have you seen Bungle's twanger?

Zippy: Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.

Bungle: It's my plucking instrument.

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: I can, I'm the best plucker here

George: And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy: Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft

Geoffrey: Let's get back to Bungle's twanger

Bungle: (excited) Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely maracas.

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter

Freddy: We could hear you all banging away


Rod: Banging can be fun

Jane: Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy

Freddy: (looking sad ) Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument

Rod: (to Jane ) Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?

Jane: Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like
to play with my maracas?

Zippy: No, let's just pluck away with our twangers

George: Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is

Zippy: I've got a big red one.

George: I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it.


Geoffrey: (to viewers) Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song

Everyone in studio: Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day