Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a moving truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over
and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope." We just pack our stuff up once or twice
a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his
boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big stringer of fish and this
idiot on the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em
into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one
way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it
hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
wanna lose it".

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my car into a gas station. The
attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope." I was driving
around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
then says, "Shit, that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I
could've stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and
I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his
basic questioning...Ok...No problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing
a sign...until he asked "So, Is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself!
looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm
delivering a bridge...here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are
you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your
sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends. The next
time someone says something stupid ask him or her where his or her sign is.